Mice Don't Eat Cheese.

Lyrics that make sense to me:

"I'm sorry you were thinking I would steal your fire."

"What can I do? I still need you."

"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms."

"But when he comes they don't know how to go."

"Like anyone wouldn't, I am flattered by your fascination with me."

"Just don't need it in my life, don't want any part of it."

"Man, you're wrong, and she's been waiting."

"Harmless children, we named our soldiers after you."

And more which are similar. I find that I like lyrics which sound like dialogue. But... only a certain type of dialogue. They're, however best I can put it, "active" lyrics. My taste in lyrics is rather picky and arbitrary, but some lines... they just click in my mind and I feel like they are things I was meant to shout from the top of a mountain.

Anyway, some queries and speculations:

• The people who make a big fuss about not liking "ppl who r fake" are the most prone to be fake themselves.

• Who put forth years of dedication and hard work in the hopes of starting their very own shuttle bus company?

• No matter what, fat women will be criticized for their clothing. Everything will always be too sloppy or too tight.

• If celebrities were not publicized every time they donated money to charities, nobody would accuse them of being terrible people who use charities as publicity stunts. In fact, they would be saints.
  

• Are the people who don't believe Shakespeare wrote his plays the same people who don't believe the Holocaust ever happened?

• Where and how did LOLcats become so popular?

• I've never met a Garrett I didn't like.

• It's odd that we can listen to a song and determine the singer's ethnicity, even if their accent or inflection doesn't reflect their true origin.

• Apparently bears don't hibernate. My whole life is a lie.

• Sitcoms and childrens' shows all recycle the same plots: protagonist is popular for a temporary amount of time, protagonist has to impress a teacher/boss/in-law, protagonist must team up with antagonist on a project, protagonist goes camping. Et cetera.

• Only red-heads can pull off dying their hair red.

• Lipstick and eyeshadow are bizarre paints that we put on our face to make us attractive. What about hot pink lips and blue eyelids is attractive?

• Any song sounds amazing if you hear it a million times, don't hear it for about a year, and then listen to it again.