Happy Birthday To Hubert Van Innis, Belgian Archer

Well, today is my birthday. I won't tell you how old I'm turning, but I will tell you that I am not 17. I would like to give a hearty 'screw you' to Mardi Gras, who had the audacity to encroach on my one (give or take) day of shameless self glorification. I'm walking around campus and everyone is dressed in festive beads and carting around baked goods. But I'll tell you right now, if they aren't for me then I want nothing to do with them. If people lift their shirts today, it had better be at a strip club where I am now legally celebrating my birthday. And the shirt-lifting had better be initiated by my presence, as I float into the club with a glowing light of... birthday... encircling my head.

I watched "Golden Girls" for the first time last night, and only for about five minutes. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. It's just an outdated version of Sex and the City. There's the floozy, the quirky one, the dyke... interesting. I don't think I'll ever watch it again, unless I'm trying to get acquainted with a sexy guy who happens to like "Golden Girls." But even then I might whine a little.

Ooh, I'm now seeing our 3rd issue of The Sun for the first time. It came out well! And my first stab at a "political" (more like "social") cartoon came out pretty awesome, as far as print quality goes. My name is in tiny, illegible font in the bottom left-hand corner. Nice!

Updates on The Wiz, because I know that's what everyone cares about the most, more than anything in the whole wide world. The director has decided to make the witches/wizard Vegas-themed stars. For instance, The Wizard will be formed in the likeness of Elvis Presley. My character, she said, will be more like Phyllis Diller. I'm not old enough to be well-acquainted with Phyllis Diller, so I Googled her. I guess I'm going to look something like this:


Awesome. I'm going to lunch now; have a great day. But not as great as mine because I'm the Birthday Girl and I have to be the happiest person in the world today.